The Tome of the Golden Wolfy

During the afternoon, I stumbled uppon this pic while at work:
( Nomness Cut )
Man... that's really not something you should see when you're fasting. x.x And I don't remember the last time I had such delicious and yummy looking doughnuts, and I <3 doughnuts, all kinds. I was hardpressed not to break my arm as an excuse to ditch myself from work and go to the nearest Krispy Kreme and maul the place.

I. Want. Some. Right. NOW. BX

Just a quick reminder: Tomorrow's happens to be the first day of the holy month of Ramadan. So to every Muslim in and out of LJ, wishing you all a very happy Ramadan. رمضان كريم وكل عام وانتم بألف خير. B3

File this under "WTF was THAT":

So I had this dream today, k? Me and my coworker were driving back from work, and as we were crossing the bridge, it collapsed from under us and the car was stuck by the edge. My intial reaction? "Aww, man! What is it this time!?" So we got out of the car like nothing happened and we pondered for a bit about what we should do now. "Screw it, let's just walk home," I said and so we did. As we were walking along the side of the bridge, from out the fucking blue, a boomarang hit me on the back of my skull. "Ow! What the hell?!" I yelled and looked back, only to see an ogre was attacking us. Yes, a boomarang weidling ogre. We just bolted and to make things worse, other ogres came from different directions, and we ended up fighting them off. I was desperately looking for anything to fight as a weapon, then pulled what seemed like an iron pipe from the street and as I broke it off, water started to rain down and that caused the ogres to freak out and run away, as if water was their weakpoint. "Way to go, man!" my friend said to me and I concured. We then came across a big mansion all of the sudden and we just happened to figure that this is the ogre king place and since everone seemed to have ran away from the rain, the place should be empty so we can nap this place dry of its treasures. So we made our way in and my friend happily found some gold treasure in one of the closet. "Good job. You keep an eye on that while I'll look around for more upstairs. So I went upstairs and in the first room I stumbled on, I found the oger daughter, who happened to be an anthro racoon. She woke up in a start and started freaking out, and then I went on and raped her.
I Then woke up to go to my second shift at work. Boy, what the hell did I eat before taking that nap?

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2008-08-20/new-fullmetal-alchemist-tv-anime-series-confirmed

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!11!

"Quickie
Staying in synch with other people is going to be fun and easy for you, today.
Overview
Even if things seem to be going poorly for you, it's still possible to really enjoy the smaller aspects of life. Food and material comforts, friends and family all offer plenty to be grateful for."

Well, it sure started out well enough. Another much apreciated thank you to sasuga for the pretty sweet suprise. Can't stress enough how much I like how they look, hime. We'll better them up even more next time, eh? B3

You saw it coming, didn't you, big guy? Hope you're having a good, albeit work-heavy, one. I know, work sucks, but it's part of what being an adult - doing stuff you don't like.

Sorry, don't have anything special for you this year. Yeah, I suck too, and not even in a homosexual way. B(

But hopefully you'll get something special today. As for me... bend over a bit, will ya?

*b-day-ker-SPANKS your hard-muscled rump*

There you go. I'll send Panja in his birthday suit later to your flat, sabrebud. B3

( This one actually broke my heart. B'( Shame on you, Nintendo. </3 )

see more dog pictures

This makes me laugh, awww and yawn all at the same time. <3

From Yahoo!Libra Horoscope for the day:
Quickie
You must be on the same page with someone if you want to find complete harmony.
Overview
You have a thirst for novelty that is hard to quench, but you might find something today that satisfies it for the time being. See if you can get a friend or family member to share your enthusiasm.

Will you be that friend? B(

From Kotaku.com:
"Earlier this week I watched a Konami rep play through a bit of Silent Hill: Homecoming while we were awaiting the coming of Castlevania creator Koji Igarashi. The quick play through showed off the opening moments of the game, with protagonist Alex Shepherd waking up in Silent Hill and setting off on the search for his little brother. The game looked rather nice in motion, and creepiness immediately ensued as Sheperd's little bro seems to have a penchant for scampering in and out of shadows, a staple of the horror genre since Uggok the caveman drew the first horror cave painting. Note to Alex: your brother might be more receptive to being found if you don't slowly walk towards him with an axe in your hands.

While the demo was cut short by Iga's entrance, two bits of news to come to light. Pyramid Head will indeed be playing a part in the game, and now the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 game is coming to PC, as did Silent Hill 2, 3, and 4 before it. What will Pyramid Head do in the game? Not sure, but I'm ruling out the hokey pokey."

Pyramid Head in SH5 CONFIRMED. *giddy*

As I was trying to take a nap today, this little idea occured to me... if you would have to choose only 3 websites that you're gonna be stuck with for the rest of your life, what would they be? Two conditions, though: 1. No search sites, because that's lame. 2. No Youtube. Why, because it's just so much fun, everyone will pick it.

I guess mine would be:
N4G: All the video gaming news you could ever want, updated by the minute. Plus, all the fanboys drama you could ever want, updated by the second.
Furaffinity: A furries haven - when it's not fucking down. BP
Wikipedia: The No. 1 research site. I could spend hours on this site, it's so deep and rich with info about just anything.

Okay, what about you?

"CHRONO TRIGGER Returns! The Timeless Classic Teleports to Nintendo DS This Holiday Season

LOS ANGELES, CA USA
Journey Through Time with the RPG Masterpiece that Started It All

LOS ANGELES, July 2 /PRNewswire/ — Square Enix, Inc., the publisher of Square Enix(TM) interactive entertainment products in North America, announced today that it will release CHRONO TRIGGER(R) in North America this Holiday season. Remastered exclusively for Nintendo DS(TM), this marks the first time that the groundbreaking RPG will be available on a handheld console.

Originally released in 1995 on Super NES(R) and shipping more than 2.5 million copies worldwide, CHRONO TRIGGER has been hailed as one of the greatest games of all time by critics and fans alike. With a unique and multifaceted storyline, the game revolutionized the world of RPGs with
never-before-seen features, including an unprecedented soundtrack and multiple endings determined by side quests and the player's actions.

With artwork by famed manga artist Akira Toriyama and an unprecedented and inspiring musical score created by Yasunori Mitsuda, CHRONO TRIGGER represents the best-in-class of the video game world. This newly revamped edition maintains all of the game's original elements and spirit while
introducing the portability, dual-screen presentation and Touch-Screen functionality of Nintendo DS. Players will soon be able to rediscover the exhilarating RPG experience, breathtaking storyline and innovative gameplay in the palm of their hands.

STORY

When a newly developed teleportation device malfunctions at the Millennial Fair, young Crono must travel through time to rescue his misfortunate companion from an intricate web of past and present perils. The swashbuckling adventure that ensues soon unveils an evil force set to destroy the world, triggering Crono's race against time to change the course of history and bring about a brighter future.

FEATURES

— A masterpiece with an engaging and unparalleled storyline, leading to the discovery of multiple epic conclusions to a journey that transcends time

— An unprecedented and inspiring musical score created by Yasunori Mitsuda

— Intriguing battle system made possible by the unique combination of the Active Time Battle system and Tech skills

— Famed character designer Akira Toriyama lends his signature art style to create the vibrant world that has captivated gamers around the world

— Taking advantage of the Nintendo DS hardware, CHRONO TRIGGER makes its way onto the portable platform with all-new dual screen presentation and Touch-Screen functionality

— A brand new dungeon and a Wireless Play mode adds exciting new dimensions to this timeless classic

CHRONO TRIGGER has not yet been rated. Please visit the Entertainment Software Rating Board website at http://www.esrb.org for more information about ratings. The official website can be found at
http://na.square-enix.com/ctds/"

Time to dust off my DS Lite soon.

"To: hazanz@hotmail.com
Subject: Your awesome "Journey Lemons"
Date: Sat, 17 May 2008 23:25:43 -0400
From: pika350@aol.com

Hello Hazan_Z,

I'm Andrew, a big fan of your work. I've been a fan of yours since I was a teenager. I think your lemons are super cool, and very passionate. I especially like it when you pair Leomon with Renamon, it's the best. But the lemons I like most of all are the ones in each of your Journey series'. I mean, I can imagine myself with a Digimon partner. You... are the coolest. The best author in the Digiartist's Domain, and my favorite. Keep up the good work, Hazan.

Your Biggest Fan,

Andrew Hager"

Damn... this almost brought a tear to my eyes...

I found this by mistake as I was emptying my hotmail inbox that I never actually use. I dunno how to react to this, beside feel good about, and kinda bad that I stopped writing Digimon fics. All that I can say is... Thanks, Andrew. You made this rather lonely wolf a bit happy. B3

Here it is. My overdue NaNoWriMo contest entry. Finally decided to post it up here, even though I know most won't have the time to read it. It's pretty damn long, gotta warn you. But I hope some will read through it and leave any kind of comment! I'd really appreciate it! It includes mature violence and adult sexual scenes, so read with discretion.

Anyway, without further ado, here you go:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1356049/

I was walking nearby a building today, where there happened to be some workers fixing some banner for some store or something. I didn't give it much thought and I passed right through and under that platform that had the men on top of it, when all of the sudden, one of the steel bars that held the platform up slips and swings down right at my face. Luckily for me, I stepped aside at the exact right moment and dodged it, escaping what could've been a very horrible and painful Final-Destination-like accident, or worse... the steel bar even had a sharp edge at the end when I stopped to notice it when it stopped on its track.

Only thing I could say is: WHEW! Man... that was close. o.o

Last night was a toothache nightmare. I couldn't sleep at all and was turning around in bed and walking from room to room in hope it'll die down enough for me to get some shuteyes. That when I realize that I REALLY need to go to the dentist. I know, I'm a thickhead. So I said, "Fuck it. I'm going tomorrow."

Going to the dentist this afternoon. Heading out in a bit and gonna yank me out some damned teeth. Wish me luck!

...

*is still here*

Panja: Oh no you don't! You're going, MISTER! *drags Haz out to the door, leaving claw marks along the floor*

Nooooo!!! Me gonna dies! *clutches on the door* XP

(  CUTE FOR HUGE PICS! P.S. LOOK SASSY! BEEFCAKE CHEST HAIR! o.o )

I wasn't feel so swell yesterday due to some damn toothache, which later evolved to a damn headache, which later evolved to a fucking flue. WTF, man! Gimme a break! And in my ONLY dayoff. BP

Good news is I'm feeling better now after some medication. My head is still a little woozy, but no toothache, so that's good. Bad news is some of the households seems to have caught some of it.

Seif: *sneezes and the back of his shirt rips due to sheer buffness* Oh crap. *blows on a tissue*

Man... he looses too many shirts that way.

Oooohhh, Angiiiieeeee... loookeee here. B3

http://www.ene3.com/archives/021682.html

What the heck is it with this fucked up week? Everything seem to be going wrong for everybody. Yesterday, my residant ID renewal got rejected because my passport has expired - SINCE 6/8/2006! I fucking completely forgot about it and I feel like an ass.

So now I have to renew it with a nice fine so that I can submit my ID for renewal again. Man... as in the wise words of the Angry Video Game Nerd, "What a shitload of fuck!" BP